***In the “Notes” section above, please fill out the following:
- Provide a brief summary of your concerns
- a top 5 list of your most concerning symptoms
- and your top 3 most important questions
- as well as your primary goal or objective for your current state of health.
- Please also indicate if you are currently working with a doctor and what their expertise is.
- Also, please indicate the names of the lab tests you have done so far; i.e. functional lab tests like a Genova Diagnostics – GI Map, or a Mosaic Labs – Organic Acids Test, or Vibrant Labs – Total Tox Burden, or an IGeneX – Tickborne Disease Panel, etc. Please only mention test names, not test results.
To all current and future Clients,
Once you have finished the application above, you are scheduled! Please don’t forget to donate for my time, see below. I look forward to discussing your health and wellness concerns and goals!
Thank you,
Joe
Suggested Donation Tiers
(click to expand each tier description)
Purple Tier ($0-99/hour) For the extremely less fortunate and less able.
This tier should be reserved for those who are so sick they are unable to work, frequently are bed bound or suffer other unspeakable illness, don’t have a regular income, and/or do not have access to any good care options due to money or physical location and limitation, but direly need help. I am here for you.
Gold Tier ($100/hour) Suggested Donation
I place a very cheap and very fair estimated value of my time at $100/hour. This is the suggested donation.
Platinum Tier ($250/hour) What many of my Clients tell me I should charge.
My intention is to keep good information readily accessible. If you have the money and wish to donate this value, I would be very grateful. In the future, there may also be additional benefits to this donation tier, like free or discounted goods or services.
Guardian Tier ($500-2000/hour) What others with similar-greater expertise often charge.
Mold specialists and other specialized functional medicine doctors, specially the “TV Doctors”, charge rates like these. I truly place myself near the $500 range, but without proper medical training or expertise, I don’t compare the same, not to mention a $500 entry price, no matter your expertise, is just too expensive for most of us.
The detailed intricacies of functional medicine and individualized health care found at the $2000/hour mark. These practices often utilize tools and protocols which can be quite extremely specific to you, but not everyone needs this kind of highly specialized approach, in fact most do not, nor can they afford it.
The price ranges of $500-2000/hour are typically found in larger cities where average income rates are much higher. I will never charge, or ask for these rates. Any person who contributes a donation in this price range will be greatly noticed, may receive special notoriety, may be reached out to for offerings of goods or services, and most importantly the money will be used to help those who are among the Purple and Gold Tier’s.
***No matter your donation tier, I will provide you the same value on our 1-hour consultation as I do for all others, even those who are unable to donate at this time.